| Any Minute | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Title | Any Minute |
| Sung by | Brett, Kendra, Patrice, Archie, & compamy |
| Solos | Brett, Kendra, Patrice, & Archie |
| Album | 13 |
| Place | The movie theater |
| Productions | All |
| Last song | Getting Ready |
| Next song | Good Enough |
As Brett tries to tongue Kendra in the movies, Archie arrives, thinking he's on a date with Kendra, which causes a lot of chaos.
Lyrics
Brett:
Someone got his eyelids torn off
And I’m sitting here
And I should be doing something
That guy got an axe in his throat
And she’s sitting there
And I don’t know why I’m waiting
But oh, any minute
I’ll be getting closer
And I’ll be where I want to be
Any minute
Kendra:
Someone got his skull chopped in half
And he’s sitting there
And maybe he doesn’t want me
Maybe it was something I said
Or maybe my breath
Why did I eat those pork rinds?
Cause oh, any minute
He could turn and kiss me
And we’ll be where we ought to be
Any minute
Brett:
She just set his penis on fire
Kendra:
This is weird
Brett:
What do I do?
Kendra:
Am I fat?
Brett:
This is so not romantic
Kendra:
He wants to be with Lucy
Brett:
This was such a stupid idea
Kendra:
And she’s right
Brett:
If I could just
Kendra:
I’m a good girl
Brett:
Turn my head slightly sideways
Patrice:
And oh, any minute
He’ll do something for me
Did he just invite me
So he could ignore me?
He won’t even know I’m gone
Brett:
Any minute
Kendra:
Any minute
Brett:
Any moment
Kendra:
Any moment
Brett:
If I want it
Kendra:
If I want it
Brett & Kendra:
If I close my eyes
Brett:
Any minute
Kendra:
Any minute
Brett:
Any moment
Kendra:
Any moment
Brett & Kendra:
Any time
Brett:
No more time to sit on my butt
Time to move in, time to get started
Archie:
This is it, Archie.
Brett:
After all, tonight is the tongue
And after the tongue, there will be groping
Archie:
Okay.
Brett & Archie:
And so, watch out Kendra
Now, watch out women
Now
Now
Now
